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Episode 16: A fictional JavaScript tale

Saturday, November 11th, 2006

This episode was done solo as I tell a fictional tale about five JavaScript kids (among others) that I wrote during a night I wasn’t able to get any sleep. It features a few of the greatest JavaScripters around as the characters including the following:

Other characters are included in the story to add humor and embellishment when appropriate.

Story outline

This is for the most part the basic outline (table of contents) of the story.

  • Baseball Cards
    • (Young Boys at the age of 10)
  • Dieting & Exercising
    • (High School)
  • Training program (The wall climb)
    • (College & the like)
  • War Battle time WWW 2.0
    • (Career age)

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This podcast is 36 minutes.
Download Episode 16: WSwI Podcast: A tale of JavaScript kids

For those interested in seeing the transcript for this episode, feel free to peek at the transcript - but don’t let it prevent you from listening

17 Responses to “Episode 16: A fictional JavaScript tale”

  1. John Resig

    Very cute Dustin, well done :-) I like the granade-throwing ending, well played.

  2. Martin

    There’s something wrong with the list of Javascripters:

    
    <li><a href="http://dustindiaz.com">Dustin Diaz (myself)</a></li>
    <li><a href="John Resig : http://jquery.com</a></li>
    <li><a href="http://danwebb.net">Dan Webb</a></li>
    
  3. Dan Webb

    Wow, what an epic. I’m not sure I’m into my depiction of being the shambolic John Belushi character out of Animal House but, well, I am what I am. Just because I’ve not sworn allegiance to a library eh? :)

    You got the curiosity thing spot on though.

    Also, I think nuking everything was the coolest way to go. Who needs to live forever?

  4. Dustin Diaz

    @John: I was hoping to depict your character as accurate as possible. By now I’m completely over the fact that jQuery - in almost all circumstances, will win all one-liner competitions. It suited you well that you’re able to do everything quick and run through walls. You lead a one of a kind army and I definitely commend you for it :)

    @Martin: It is corrected now.

    @Dan: I know you’ve played with Prototype perhaps the most, but I figured it was only appropriate after your last post about a low down dirty goblin. Inventing the atomic bomb was also an excellent way to go out :p

  5. Justin Palmer

    Haha! Nice. :-) In real life, my baseball cards from my younger days are tossed in a huge box bent to hell and back. ;-p

  6. Dustin Diaz

    Just to clarify for everyone, I came up with this story during a late night of no sleep. I said that I was “buzzed” in the podcast - but I only say that when I can’t remember things.

    Justin, glad you liked :)

  7. Robert Otani

    Hey, I think know Billy; I think he lives on my block… but who gave him neighborhood watch duties?

  8. Tobie Langel

    That was great… totally hilarious, and so true.

  9. kentaromiura

    Hello I’m Billy, I copy and paste ,sometimes I cut, everything that seems to me ‘Foolie-Coolie’
    so now I write a perfect Hello World function. How can I compile that?

    By the way, there is a Billy hidden somewhere in all of Us.

  10. kingforce

    It was great. Thanks

  11. swimming pool water filtration system

    it is very cute, thanks for the effort

  12. milo

    Hehe, good stuff.

  13. stephen

    Thanks for this Dustin. That wasn’t just a story - it was a parable, an analogy, and a life lesson. I read the transcript, meticulously, and saw the message. Well done, you got me thinking about which one represents me most.
    I particularly liked the interesting reference to exercise and food-intake.
    FYI: detinates is spelled detonates. Unless it has some other meaning that which we are not aware.

  14. Amelie

    Cool music intro - the story is also not so bad ;-)

  15. Ryan Cannon

    Dustin all of your feedburner links are broken–I had to go to Odeo and grab it.

  16. Kirsten Irland

    Like all your podcasts: Just awesome. It’s great that you spend so much time in creating the episodes, just to amuse your readers. I’m curious about the next part.

  17. Q5 Grafisch Webdesign

    I just downloaded Itunes and Listening to your great podcast. Really love the story thanks so much.

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